• A gray short-sleeve t-shirt laid flat on a white fabric background, featuring a graphic that reads 'OFFICIAL CANDY DISTRIBUTOR' above a pot of candy with characters, and 'YOU != ME' below with candy illustrations.
  • A young blonde boy wearing a beige graphic t-shirt that reads 'OFFICIAL CANDY DISTRIBUTOR' and holding a black bucket, standing in front of a white brick wall.
  • A dark gray short-sleeve t-shirt laid flat on a wrinkled light blue sheet.
  • A digital graphic with the text 'OFFICIAL CANDY DISTRIBUTOR' at the top, a black cauldron filled with colorful candies in the center, and the words 'YOU' and 'ME' with a red inequality symbol between them below, each paired with a candy illustration.
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Official Candy Distributor Toddler Halloween Shirt | Funny STEM Trick or Treat Tee | Candy Math You ≠ Me Kids Halloween T-Shirt

Official Candy Distributor Toddler Halloween Shirt | Funny STEM Trick or Treat Tee | Candy Math You ≠ Me Kids Halloween T-Shirt

$23.00 USD
$23.00 USD
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There's a reason this kid runs the candy bucket. "Official Candy Distributor" is a Halloween-ready toddler tee that turns candy math into a punchline — a cauldron full of Halloween treats above a not-quite-equal equation: your one wrapped candy versus their two. Every toddler negotiating trades on the sidewalk this Halloween needs this shirt.

Part of the Fall/Halloween 2026 collection — our limited-edition STEM lineup.

  • Heather Stone colorway
  • Soft, pre-shrunk Bella + Canvas cotton/poly blend for everyday wear
  • Relaxed toddler fit, ribbed crew neckline
  • Printed to order with fade-resistant DTF transfer
  • Sizes 2T–5T
  • Tag-less
  • Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low
  • Pairs with our "Future Problem Solver" baby bodysuit and youth/adult Fall/Halloween designs for sibling and family matching
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